okay last one i promise

fun weekend (im obliterating the panorama feature, can you tell?)

all I got left is my bones (and these sick gloves)

we did the tourist thing

when you get recommendations from a seemingly harmless bartender (out of his usual drag get-up) to go to a ‘totally sick club that you just have to go to-you need to go to Church’ and the said venue in question ends up being a cum-laden gay kink bar in the middle of shitsville, nowhere in Amsterdam, on their kinkiest night of the year #ladsontour

regram from that @lalenalimonella because I’m actually smiling

"guys what should my caption be?" @lalenalimonella: "amsterdayyyyum girl"

there is a heaven- and they have the cheapest bagels